Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML
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Rosie_Posie43 12
Still a better love story than Twilight.
IntoTheClouds 42
YDI for getting drunk enough to sleep with someone you wouldn't want to sleep with sober.
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Comments (89)
GoldenGrizzly 7
I feel like you only think she is obsessive and weird because she doesn't fit your definition of "cool girl." Just because someone is not attractive to you does not mean you get to treat them like shit. She likely thinks you have some feelings for her and then this happens. I have a feeling the obsessive, man-faced girl is a better person than some asshole who gets drunk, sleeps with girls, and then complains about it.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
stop getting drunk, that is all
BadKitty13 28
Y D I
Valiumknights44 12
I hate it when people use alcohol as an excuse for being an idiot. Even if the "beer goggles" had fooled you, at some point this poor girl had to tell you her name. When I'm wasted and i see someone i don't care for or even hear their name i still know to avoid them. My avoidance may may be a little ungraceful and my speech a little slurred, but I still get the hell out of dodge. I certainly don't take that person home. Apparently you also can't put 2 and 2 together. You make me weep for my home state!
Valiumknights44 12
I'm willing to agree with thr line of logic. I would also like to add that if you can't control yourself while drinking then maybe you shouldn't drink.
RedPillSucks 33
The big twisty question is whether being drunk makes you do things you weren't actually thinking about. I think OP secretly wanted this girl but his sober self wouldn't allow it.
Valiumknights44 12
#96 I think that is totally what it is. He wanted to tap that, but needed to save face when his friend told him she was unattractive.
amandajlucas2015 2
I don't recommend saying u regret it that can be rude and hurtful as well
klovemachine 24
Ah yeah :D
JaysFanStu 3
Been there dude. Walk it off.
Fuhkyoo 17
i have a feeling he should be running as opposed to walking.
Ins0mau 20
How do you know she had "deep feelings" for him? She could have just been LUSTING after him for all that time.
c0c0_fml 16
How much did you have to drink?! I'm surprised you even were physically able to sleep with her at this point.
mvc3ftw 17
Op,there's a magic word which helps avoid this kind of thing...moderation.