Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML
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Rosie_Posie43 12
Still a better love story than Twilight.
IntoTheClouds 42
YDI for getting drunk enough to sleep with someone you wouldn't want to sleep with sober.
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Comments (89)
Ks22 4
There will be two points of view on this story and he is assuming that her "obsessing" will live up to what he delivered. Chances are if he was so drunk he slept with a "man faced obsessive girl" that he has been avoiding then he probably didn't perform that well.
spottyblanket 8
I hope you didn't tell her that and were a gentleman op, otherwise if you did you are a douche
Valiumknights44 12
I'm willing to agree with thr line of logic. I would also like to add that if you can't control yourself while drinking then maybe you shouldn't drink.
nerdsgetmehot 23
You deserve it for not being able to control yourself and for saying that she has a "man-face."
raycj 1
Sounds like rose from two and a half men!
noisebox 1
Well did you have a good time banging at the back door at least?
yentlben 2
Coyote ugly, huh? Chew your arm off and run- even if you're in your place.
Ellyl 6
Haha!!!!
Maria_Obligacia 14
Aaaaand what did we learn here, OP? Do not drink like that, right? And oh - that's likely too much to ask - but try respecting other people, "cool guy". Man face? Really?