Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I got a call from the wife, but I was asleep so she left a voicemail. Seems like she accidentally called while sleeping with another man. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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Top comments
doink 0
How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?
Erindub 0
I say this was no accident
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Comments (119)
pluralbusted 0
clealry do not understand how sex works. there are no pockets involved
renegadecatch08 0
nothin like listening to ur boyfriend stickin his dick in another girls ******
Cinderhella 0
You're like me - I always know where and how people dialed their phones as they called me. Like I see a call from my mom and I'm like, 'Mom was sitting on the couch knitting and used her left pinky finger to dial the numbers.' No, not really. See how you can't know a pocket dial unless you actually see it happening?
jazlyn1986 0
dump that shitface
mvs198 0
it was probably you and him doing it
randii3660 0
Woww that suckss
Skepticaalx 11
For everyone sayin 'how could he pocket dial why would he be wearing pants' etc, my partner usually wears his trousers during sex as he gets paranoid if someone is going to walk in ahah.
iteenlovequotes 19
so I guess he is your ex now? and if you broke up with him and he asked why, you have evidence
avlcek855 9
I guess that's his way of breaking up with you.
fanta_zero 1
Wow that's just, wow?