Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I got a call from the wife, but I was asleep so she left a voicemail. Seems like she accidentally called while sleeping with another man. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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Top comments
doink 0
How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?
Erindub 0
I say this was no accident
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Comments (119)
Emofluffinzhehe 0
lol that happened to my bestfriend once. it was her EX bestfriend lol
lustheart 7
Referring to.... You?
mckkayua 0
why would his phone be in his pocket when he's having sex? but that still sucks big time
swkisses5 0
lol some friends of mine did that. they tried to convince us over and over that they weren't sexing each other until they called us by accident....my friends and i heard EVERYTHING!!!!! lol it was hotttt
WallyTheWombat 0
I wanna know how she looked at her phone and saw (1 new voicemail from x) and knew it was a pocket dial! And why would you listen to a pocket dial voicemail? It's usually just ruffled noise and if you were trying to listen in on his conversation then YDI for being nosey.
SumKid_fml 0
He should have realized- Karma's a bitch.
WallyTheWombat 0
Plus since he pocket dialed you he was probably just watching ****. Cause if you woke up with a voicemail then I'm assuming he called you at night. If it's night time and you're sleeping and he's with another girl then what is keeping him from taking his pants off? So if this isn't fake then it's probably a misunderstanding.
umxduh 3
How would he have been able to pocket dial you if he was having sex?
S_T_F_U 0
Why does this sound so familiar?? Oh, right. Cause theres so many of these FML's already!! Either way, FYL.
S_T_F_U 0
Oh and #79, im sure she didnt dumb him. He dumbed his own self.
nickiloo22 0
how did you know it was a pocket dial before you even listened?