Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I got a call from the wife, but I was asleep so she left a voicemail. Seems like she accidentally called while sleeping with another man. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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Top comments
doink 0
How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?
Erindub 0
I say this was no accident
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Comments (119)
maskedman 9
let's hope he was just watching a porno...very loudly...in stereo...and one of the actors sounded exactly like him. did you listen to him finish?
OGReaper 2
agree with #7 id accuse him of cheating see what he says. for the argument over pants on or off coulda hit the button when he dropped them also. but he prolly steppin out fyl lol.
YunqFlyMa21o 0
heard this before. it was the quy version tho uqh wtf new stories pleasee .!!
LeStab 4
Well you seem like you have some. So go ahead share
CleanSheets 0
No, don't encourage her x_x
Daerauko 0
if you're in a rush the pant may stay on. would you have been happier if it was with another guy?
cam007_fml 0
That's horrible but most likely what happened.
mlg91605 0
that sucks anyways maybe the girl called the OP so she would know, girls are like that you never know, plus no one deserves to be cheated on, come on seriously???
D3kl3 0
bull shit.
mike72_fml 0
maybe he was watching ****. i seriously doubt he was having quick sex with another girl while his pants were on. but if he was.. atleast he could've had the common courtesy to take his pants off or atleast lock his phone to prevent pocket dial.
Yulia_fml 0
haha common courtesy? the moment he cheated on her, all common courtesy was gone.
EllyH 0
pants * haha!
D3kl3 0
I hope this guy picks up a frog and finds out it's actually dog shit.
Boddmon 0
lol!
KurouTenshi 0
hahahaha this!!! but yeah, FYL and FHL for having a phone you can actually pocket dial (iPhone ftw!)
EllyH 0
I love iphone, I can't see the point of any other phones :)
Lattenkiste 0
My iPhone pocket dials all the time. Sometimes I would take it out of my pocket and all the apps would be dancing with their little x in the corner. Freaked me out. So I set the phone lock to 1 minute
JohnBoyFsYL 10
WTF dude, just hit the little button on the top right corner of your iPhone and it automatically locks!
OGReaper 2
at the same time i dont knw if it coulda been ****. who wears their pants when they spank it? i sure as hell dont.
Billbo23 0
who wears their pants when they ****?
perdix 31
So, it was practically like a threesome for you, I'll bet! Good thing you recognized the sounds of your boyfriend having sex. If you heard the sounds of actual enjoyment and pleasure, you'd have been in trouble. Sounds like the other woman is just as tedious and boring as you, and he was going through the motions to blow his load in a workmanlike manner.
sterl13 0
great comment perdix:)
cookie_monster2 0
tedious and boring ARE the SAME thing perdix. just saying