Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had barfed all over my laptop's keyboard and screen, filling each nook and cranny of the stuff. As if that wasn't bad enough, when I went to make coffee to deal with the stress, I found that I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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Top comments
LemonadePink 0
Maybe you transform into a cat at night and have no recollection of this. Mystery solved.
sarah2144 14
FYL. That's disgusting.
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sarah2144 14
FYL. That's disgusting.
CrabCaviar 0
mmm muchos gracias
AliMarie 0
do you have any siblings?
godsrightnutsack 0
WIN
jonr93 0
Vacuum?
StrickenNerve 0
What the ******* ****?! FYL.
usmcsantosj 0
lmao agreed with #4
LemonadePink 0
Maybe you transform into a cat at night and have no recollection of this. Mystery solved.
Peroxide 3
Better invest in a giant kitty litter box
dummydory 4
Maybe you have haters or a cat just just got in your house.
what_the_fail 0
Ghost cats.
DrAwesome 6
Well, that was the problem: If you HAD a cat, then it would have been trained to prevent other cats from getting in your house and letting this happen.
CatcHxUp 0
YDI For Not Closing The Window
lissn 0
You can't be serious.
jazzy1432 0
I ******* HATE pet owners that let their dogs/cats out and let them shit everywhere. Even if you pick it up there's still remnants.
PoopskinTheLiar 0
@#11: Oh, sure. Close a BIG GAPING HOLE IN THE WINDOW.
ChairForce 0
Maybe he doesn't have air conditioning and can't sleep with the window closed because it gets too hot.
FallonFerSure 6
LMFAO
jessxoxo28 5
well u do now... or did have a cat... hmmm, i dont no where im going with this