Anonymous
Today, I woke up and found a turd casually sitting in the bathroom sink. Just 9 more months left on this lease. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
smellymcgee
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Farmington, United States
Parting shit
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
shittysituation
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Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Rune
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Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
No, you don't
Today, I found actual poop inside the washing machine. Gotta love roommates… FML
Anonymous
Glen Allen, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Ethan
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Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML
alynn
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Scams galore
Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML
16Charlie5
Curious...
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Anonymous
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
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Tripartita 45
Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.
1991stealth 21
So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.
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Flyndaran 10
The turd was sitting casually? Like it owned the place? Today's ***** don't know their place anymore. Back in my day, they'd have the decency to look embarassed or lost when sitting in the sink.
Gazerman100 13
Similar thing happened to me near my old apartment. I was walking my dog and a human turd was just randomly sitting outside my door.
tomvertigo 17
At least the turd wasn't sitting impatiently or anxiously.
Catdragon 40
This could be a roommate issue, but I was thinking it was more about plumbing issues. At least that's how I took it. The plumbing here is so bad that nasty stuff from the kitchen sink ends up in the bathroom sink and toilet.
Atmey 5
Are you living with your unborn child? this is hard to grasp.