Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
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fhksuaifk 16
If he left a new address leave it on his step + a gift of your own
crudeandrudeguy 29
Although horrible at least you found it right away. You could be playing find that smell for the next month
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Comments (19)
smokeduck115 23
at least he left a present
Haggis300 25
At least he left**
cheyluvsturtles 30
would you want shit for a present? really.that is disgusting. and something an animal would do.
xDrakeNinja 12
*facepalm*
peckerbeak22 14
I did NOT mean to upvote this
IrishJohn 3
Leave it on his doorstep
WCARlover 35
I have to wonder what went down to cause someone to leave like that. I wish to know the backstory
19foxy81 8
What a dick
fhksuaifk 16
If he left a new address leave it on his step + a gift of your own
Madrias 36
Leaving the shit-bag a shit bag. Not the worst plan I've heard.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
I believe that sending human waste through the mail is illegal.
SpyroMello 29
#27 They're suggesting leaving it on the doorstep not mailing it to them.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Although horrible at least you found it right away. You could be playing find that smell for the next month
SixthSinEnvy 39
I hate that game.
tiptoppc 21
I did that when a raccoon decided to crawl under my porch and die. Like pork rinds gone bad…
fmltilltomorrow 12
That's a nice parting gift he left!
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
I believe the correct statement was, It's a nice gift, that he left.* Oh, the gift WASN'T him leaving? My mistake ;)
Dilexar 26
Find his new address, put the turd in a paper bag, set it on fire and leave it on his doorstep.
AlexOrban 17
I guess you could say that it was a shitty situation ;) (hope the smell goes away)
Rozay333 36
Idk why people enjoy playing pranks with their own shit like wtf is wrong with you?