margelover
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
damnit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Anonymous
Barnhart, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
inbogota
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Inactive
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
frankrizzo
Canada
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Anonymous
Ieper, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming on FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
gordogs 25
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Leave Me Alone
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
You probably do
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
unlovedandunfucked
Melbourne, Australia
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Anonymous
Campina, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Unfulfilled
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
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Tarak_fml 7
We've all been there......
darrenchan 0
I think you need help.
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Comments (222)
69chick69 7
I think you should be concerned o_O
decidedlyvague 11
Says the babe from Hercules.
69chick69 7
This better?
mrbattleman 10
idk, she is pretty hot
thisisafunnyname 12
its probably some weird symbolism for an asian person
JayAyyEmm 0
Go buy a blow up doll if need be.
Zomg_Okay 27
You've no control over what your dreams are about, OP. I wouldn't be too worried.
oops_im_fucked 8
At least it wasn't about homer...
elektronictapes 0
if you have one about meg from family guy, then you should be worried.
kkmwong 11
Wow lucky you, wet dreams are awesome.
TritonTheBeast 0
I woke up to one about Whitney from that new show so...
TheSmoothDude 10
She's pretty hot so it's all good.
malignantmegan 3
DOH!!!