margelover
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
damnit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Anonymous
Barnhart, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
inbogota
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Inactive
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
frankrizzo
Canada
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Anonymous
Ieper, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming on FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
gordogs 25
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Leave Me Alone
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
You probably do
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
unlovedandunfucked
Melbourne, Australia
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Anonymous
Campina, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Unfulfilled
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
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Tarak_fml 7
We've all been there......
darrenchan 0
I think you need help.
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Comments (222)
JTthePurpleNinja 5
Milf
jonnied23 20
I feel yah I had one about Lois Griffin On multiple occasions
ArcadePie 10
Stans wife in american dad is better
aPieceOfFruit 16
Hi! Im Troy Mc Cleur, You may remember me from such sexual fantasies as "Bouvier Boudoir".......
TraceCase_ 19
RIP...Phil Hartman
NEEPLES 7
If you want someone yellow just go for an Asian.
The_Troller 14
Well then... What do you fap to?
every1luvsboners 11
I've always wondered what color her pubes are. I finally found someone that can answer my question. Today is a great day.
TalkinSmack 6
It's the blue hair that did it for ya, wasn't it?
Nolnah 14
it could of been about homer simpson..
3ph600v 15
She's hot. I would if I were a cartoon
bad_chiquita 5
D'oh!!!!!