Today, I went with my grandma to pickup my uncle and cousins from the airport. On our way there, the car died in the middle of the road. A police officer stopped to help us, he blocked the road while i pushed and my grandma steered. I had to push a minivan, I weigh 115 lbs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
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bartmasta 0
stop being assholes this FML is better than 30% of the ones TODAY A 3 YEAR OLD SAID IM FAT TODAY I TRIPPED AND BROKE MY FINGERNAIL TODAY I FAILED MY TEST BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Eresbel 0
What, did you expect your grandmother to do it? Cry me a river.
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guitardedman 0
it was either you or your grandma who had to push, and if you weigh 115 then you most likely aren't old enough to drive a car, or your a liar. and if you or your grandma tried to stop traffic, nobody would obey you because you have no authority over people. that said, its not fun to push a car, but thats life.
Djosef_fml 0
I was old enough to drive a car while 5''10 and 110 lbs, and had friends in about the same situation, so it's not hard to imagine. The FML is that the cop didn't help to push the car and the OP was not apt to the task. Also, to be a guy old enough to drive and weight 115 lbs sucks. See the bright side, OP : You can eat all you want, and and if you manage to gain some weight, it will improve your health.
starberries 0
I didn't break 100 pounds until I was about 20, and I know adults who don't weigh over 115. Are you an idiot, or just too fat to comprehend what a normal weight is?
Mjwnenrjs 17
I can drive and I weigh 115... it sucks :/
rudegirlmania 10
81, ily hahahah
Buni 3
I'm 18 and I weigh 98 pounds. So actually you're wrong.
trivel64 16
i feel so fat now you guys, i'm only 14 and i weigh like 110 already D:
guitardedman 0
it was either you or your grandma who had to push, and if you weigh 115 then you most likely aren't old enough to drive a car, or your a liar. and if you or your grandma tried to stop traffic, nobody would obey you because you have no authority over people. that said, its not fun to push a car, but thats life.
emorockerownage 9
woooooow poor you you little pussy
Mortal_Light 0
Wow
hockeygirl202 0
boo hoo
rarelight 0
#24, I weigh 110 pounds and I can drive a car. Weight has nothing to with whether you can drive or not...
curryndricegirll 0
you weigh 115 so you can't push a car? maybe instead of constantly worrying about your vanity, you should do something useful like pushing a car every once in a while.
MaiLouIsLegend 0
Wow your life is so hard. Someone had to do it and helll, the cop even blocked traffic. Course your grandma couldn't of done it or else she'd have a heart attck then you'd have a dead car & grandma. Get over yourself, gah.
Floridaguy81 0
115 lbs? Your grandma probably weighs more. Maybe she should push and you should steer. =P
rabidhatter 0
The cop probably isn't allowed to help. My car stalled a long time ago and I asked the cop to push my car with his (mine was a stick and he had the front ram on his)...he said they aren't allowed to help push cars manually or with their own cars due to the liability issues (in case they dent or dmg yours in some way).