Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I drove my truck into the garage for a couple of minor repairs. It was returned on a flatbed with a blown engine. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
badblaby 8
Did you lose it or break it?
beaverteaser 16
time to go to ihop
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (78)
superwolf33 15
Man that sucks
Godsofdracos 15
Man, I thought it sounded awesome...
CupcakeJuice 10
So much you could have said, being the first comment, and you say that?
loooloool 13
How does that sound awesome?
kelsorg 21
I'm assuming that was sarcasm...
Strider207 5
No shit Sherlock
zZLightZz 13
im so confused. it this a good thing or a bad thing?
FiFiLovee 26
This needs a followup. I'm curious as to what happened to OP's leg.
ohSNAPyall 27
Read OP's username.
badblaby 8
Did you lose it or break it?
Random4Dayz 19
I think he lost it..where'd it go op?
cakefete2 31
It called "shotgun".
gjikvtj 18
If the leg took shotgun, who's driving?
moo_and_bloo 10
Yo mama
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
#58 Leave. Now.
Snarky_Chick 7
Kudos @65
TheAtheistChild 10
#35 gravity was driving and velocity was in the back.
JellyBalls 18
At least you tired
LifeAlertTwerk 14
I'd certainly be "tired" after pushing a truck for a long distance! Furthermore, I'm sure a leg injury didn't wake OP up that much.
TrippingOnAcid 29
He was trying to make a pun, not a spelling mistake
AllStache 11
#11 was also making a pun.
badluckalex 23
lay off the acid 26...
the_real_aquaman 5
At least he has a dad to "lean" on
taywuzhere 11
Ouch.
njgohard 16
Is the leg just broken or did it get something worse?
Tthug 34
That's what I'm wondering. Sounds like the truck took off with his leg somewhere...
rocker_chick105 31
Maybe they were meant for each other!
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe he had an artificial leg left in the truck
JJ_86 22
Yea right, OP left his artificial leg in the truck before pushing it to ramp, on one leg
NeatNit 33
#49 I'm glad we've reached a consensus.
GentlemanBastard 15
49, I know you were being sarcastic, but I just laughed my ass off picturing a one-legged man pushing a truck. So thank you for that.
nattlecakes 19
Ouch!
njgohard 16
No shit.
nattlecakes 19
No need to be rude, sir
iAlissa 34
Broken limbs suck, especially legs. Feel better!
beaverteaser 16
time to go to ihop
ThomasBombadil 31
Isn't this a country song?
hzxrd 7
Well you win some you lose some