Today, I went with my grandma to pickup my uncle and cousins from the airport. On our way there, the car died in the middle of the road. A police officer stopped to help us, he blocked the road while i pushed and my grandma steered. I had to push a minivan, I weigh 115 lbs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
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bartmasta 0
stop being assholes this FML is better than 30% of the ones TODAY A 3 YEAR OLD SAID IM FAT TODAY I TRIPPED AND BROKE MY FINGERNAIL TODAY I FAILED MY TEST BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Eresbel 0
What, did you expect your grandmother to do it? Cry me a river.
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Comments (108)
jessiebearirene 0
Hmmmm well I'm not sure your weight has much to do with your ability to push a car unless you are say: a football player or something. But really, what would your suggested alternative have been? Have you direct traffic or let your grandmother push the car? Not a FML...
takran 0
#62 is right. Also - it's really not *that* hard to push a car. It's amazing what wheels can do, especially once you get it started.
mattmag 0
Reminds me of Little Miss Sunshine.
SillyGoose23 0
seriously.. you need to gain some weight. especially if you can legally drive! that is discusting!!!
0hh_snap 0
I weigh the same. Get over it.
IllegalLight 0
Well who was supposed to push the minivan? The cop while /you/ directed traffic?
cupcakeqt 0
so you think its better for your GRANDMOTHER to push a minivan??
RandomFool 5
...No.
ShadowMystika 0
I also weigh 115 lbs and I could push my mom's van if I needed to. Get some muscle.
mnm88 0
wow, you're a wimp. im 98 lbs and i've pushed my car about a block by myself....i've also changed a tire on my suv by myself. i dont workout, its just not difficult.