Today, I went with my grandma to pickup my uncle and cousins from the airport. On our way there, the car died in the middle of the road. A police officer stopped to help us, he blocked the road while i pushed and my grandma steered. I had to push a minivan, I weigh 115 lbs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
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bartmasta 0
stop being assholes this FML is better than 30% of the ones TODAY A 3 YEAR OLD SAID IM FAT TODAY I TRIPPED AND BROKE MY FINGERNAIL TODAY I FAILED MY TEST BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Eresbel 0
What, did you expect your grandmother to do it? Cry me a river.
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Comments (108)
Ambahh737 0
this one is ******* stupid. people push cars off the road everyday.
audiogasmic 0
Aww how sad and depressing and awful your life is. Could your day get any worse? Was Hannah Montanna cancelled when you got home? Did your mom read your journal??? Grow up, worse shit happens, no it's not fun to push cars off the road but that's life. Most people have to go through this at least once or twice.
Ravemaster7 0
Thanks for sharing with everyone how attractively thin you are. No, really, let's see some pictures.
Aldebaran_fml 0
This is not an FML....and it´s boring...
gs_fml 0
uhhhh.... anyone see a point
random_thought 0
stop complaining, please.
imhawaiian 0
Physics.. Gravity.. Once the Van is moving it has Momentum (
ChristianLasha 0
....*yawns*
imhawaiian 0
aw my comment got cutoff damn.
jessiebearirene 0
Hmmmm well I'm not sure your weight has much to do with your ability to push a car unless you are say: a football player or something. But really, what would your suggested alternative have been? Have you direct traffic or let your grandmother push the car? Not a FML...