Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML
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MrBlonde88 0
you can't teach common sense...
FFML_314 12
That is an interesting family outing. My family and I generally go to the park or the roller rink. Your family engages in criminal activity. Right on, OP.
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Comments (159)
Peonyew 0
Did you pee on the family as you drove off?
astroid714 0
ahhh ,WTF go give it back .....or never go there again .. I wudnt stand myself ,thinking sum1 probaby busted there asses for wut u stole
towboatdude 0
what kinda frigging clue do u need that somebody actually lived there???? I've seen a couple of houses. That you would have never thought somebody lived in. and guess what somebody lived in them. dumb ass
Silentstrike 11
I have a house just down a hill and it is abandoned but there are still stuff like microwaves beds knives stoves tools (hammers screwdrivers ect.) and other things... there used to be a gun and some ammo there as well but I think that was taken. the building is realy old and the Is no roof abd there Is a little group of abandoned building like chicken coops and stuff like that. so lay off the OP but they should give the stuff back.
drig 0
keep the stuff, or if it is worth anything, pawn it off.
reptarroars 7
haha grandma is beast for that, but hopefully this is a lesson not to spend anymore quality time with her, who knows what she'll do next xD
astroid714 0
39 bahaha ur pic
ElMundio87 0
wasn't the door locked?
torirules 0
those grannies are pretty tricky....gotta watch them closely when they are on meds. maybe she had a vision that the house was gonna be abandoned, or maybe it used to be and they just moved in recently? oh well you still robbed them FYL
Josk95 0
I don't see it. robbing a house with you Granny is awesome! so you got free stuff and an awesome adventure, what's the big deal?
chuchurocket 4
lol at 11