Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML
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MrBlonde88 0
you can't teach common sense...
FFML_314 12
That is an interesting family outing. My family and I generally go to the park or the roller rink. Your family engages in criminal activity. Right on, OP.
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imright24 0
What makes you think you can walk into any house and just take things? Houses belong to someone, even if you don't know who it is. You're just a thief, plain and simple. And you're cool with being a thief or you would have brought everything back once you realized the house wasn't "abandoned".
slickrasta 1
hahahahahahahahahahhaha
aliyah26 0
lolol. pwned. funny story to tell the cops
RedPillSucks 33
OP got himself a whole buncha nacho stuff.
boatkicker 5
OP, you should have realized that it was robbery long before other people showed up. Just because no one lives in a house doesn't mean that no one owns the house, and all the property inside. Just because it's not being used or seen regularly doesn't mean it isn't wanted. Don't take things that aren't yours. On the other hand, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who likes to look around abandoned houses.
bluecat_fml 0
today I saw a car pulling out of my driveway. thinkin that its probably people who were lost, I didn't pay any mind. then I found out that I was robbed. everything that was left from my family was gone.. FML
AtrumMessor 1
YDI for being a fricken looter >.<
macgirl21 0
seriously!?! how do you NOT notice a house thts inhabited? your ******* stupid
capnbzarr 43
I can understand the error, because there are a ton of "free piles" in my city. And they should have known better than to leave their stuff sitting unattended outside. But this error was easy enough to redress--just give them their stuff back. F their lives, not yours.
allie2590 31
How is this a FYL? The other family was the one getting robbed... by incredibly stupid people no less.