Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML
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MrBlonde88 0
you can't teach common sense...
FFML_314 12
That is an interesting family outing. My family and I generally go to the park or the roller rink. Your family engages in criminal activity. Right on, OP.
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Comments (159)
technicolourain1 0
**** your life? **** their lives! They're the ones who got their things stolen!
AllyyK 9
Soo you just assumed you could take all that stuff? You are a moron. I can't stand people like you ughh. That poor family.
kissmyace3115 0
why would you take that stuff...?
ChakatBlackstar 29
Why wasn't their door locked? I live in a nice crime-free neighborhood and even I lock the doors on my house and car if I know I'm not going to around for more then 15 minutes. FYL and to your "victims" YDI
sdotimas 1
Did you give the stuff back?
kemando 22
Alberta? Where abouts I dont know of such a house
jessherself13 21
I understand the lure of abandoned houses, but you really should verify if they're truly abandoned or not. YDI.
graced91 10
It's not like he had a choice, his grandma had a knife in her purse. would you want to decline an offer from her?
worldclassrager 41
Check the address always...that way you can get the correct creepy house...
cwl727 33
First of all how did you get in if somebody lived there. Second, why on earth would you take stuff that doesn't belong to you from a house, haunted or not. I hope you get arrested!