Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML
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MrBlonde88 0
you can't teach common sense...
FFML_314 12
That is an interesting family outing. My family and I generally go to the park or the roller rink. Your family engages in criminal activity. Right on, OP.
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Jessi_the_sexii 0
that's something my grandma would do
EricErection69 0
13 mine too :D woop woop go grandmas:D
jellyfish_735 0
that's one way to get some bonding time wit ur grandma :p
sammy69 0
you did atleast give the stuff back right? I've been robbed and it ******* sucks -__-
FFML_314 12
That is an interesting family outing. My family and I generally go to the park or the roller rink. Your family engages in criminal activity. Right on, OP.
FFML_314 12
I know I know. I can't make up my mind! Lol, I think one looks good, but then I find a better one.
FFML_314 12
I have a lot of pictures. I like to share the wealth. ôô
emmiep1011 7
Oh the elder (:
SaintE_fml 0
true 19 my grandma is always robbing shit. no really, nice hair
brunettesara5722 17
why would u even go in someone's house n take everything u find regardless if it was "abundant" or not
FFML_314 12
Abundant?
unidentified_sta 5
Abundant, like you know the old abundant house that you swore was hunted
DEXter501 0
haha 26, that made me laugh
candyndanny 10
you mean abanded and haunted lol
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
haha that's some funny stuff right there, hope you returned later an left it on the front porch with a sticky note saying "sorry, granny is a clepto"
ActionManly 11
Why the **** would you think that a house full of stuff would not be inhabited? And even if it wasn't, what made you think that NO-ONE would have some sort of claim over the stuff, or that you could just go in and take it? Y totally DI moron.
rofflewaffle 9
Just drop all the stuff off on their porch at night... but wait a couple weeks. Most people have cops watch their house for a while after a robbery. But yeah, ydi. Even taking abandoned property is considered theft in most places.
lonely_heart_89 6
Wait, why would people consider it abandoned if there were evidently people living there?...