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Not going, going back, back to Cali, Cali

Today, I found out I will not be moving back to California. My mom told me we were going to go on a 2 month vacation to see family in India. She decided we are staying for good. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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boopingsnoot 25

Mom probably already has a wife all lined up for you, too

RichardPencil 32

“Saree, . . . not saree!” - Mom

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RichardPencil 32

“Saree, . . . not saree!” - Mom

chill_panda 14

When you do go back, you'll probably have a new found appreciation for life there + free tan

Lalala579121 28

Nah mate, weed isn't legal in India.

boopingsnoot 25

Mom probably already has a wife all lined up for you, too

2simz 25

I was supposed to go on a 2 week vacation to California. My parents decided to never go back to India

sadboy1989 13

They most likely have a husband and a wedding planned for you in the near future.

Moerighan 23

Op is male.

Burle 17

Is that title from an Afroman song?

JasonThorn 23

Actually I'm dating myself. It's LL Cool J's "Going Back to Cali." Could have used the original last line of the chorus: "Goin' back to Cali...I don't think so."

Burle 17

I was thinking Afroman's - leaving California. "I'm leaving leaving, Cali Cali, fornia fornia, you can have this #*&$

Cali 57

Seriously guys? It's Biggie. Damn.

Vijay Kamboj 15

if this is your 1st visit to to india then your this visit become more rememberable then cali? welcome

Yudith 28

That's sad... you will have to leave you mother to go live in California all by yourself. Fortunately, you won't need a husband or brother to vouch for you when you will buy your return ticket.

Lobby_Bee 18

That's great for your mom, she loves India. Tell her you'll miss her when you go back to California and promise to visit her as often as you can.

rachit12 9

India is a good place to live in after you remove all the terrorism , corruption, sexism , caste discrimination , pollution , *writes down gazillion things which are wrong with India*