Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Phlecks 0
Hey, **** all of you who won't admit to crying during a disney movie. Air Bud. Right here. If you didn't cry during Air Bud then your soul is a black pile of ash and evil.
jm88 0
What's it like to be put in place by a little girl?
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Comments (418)
sugarmag 0
Pwned by a child ...
BulldogQB4 0
#31 its OK to cry if it's a really sad movie. Personally I haven't done it, nothing has really moved me to tears but I understand if people do. What I don't understand is how you can cry during a Pixar movie w cartoons. You can't even be drawn into the movie that well because it is fake, you're very aware that it is just a movie.
penflower 0
most movies are fake anways dummy.
PopRocks14 0
i cried during the end of ToyStory3 NO ANDY! DONT GIVE AWAY THE TOYS!
sofarsogood 0
i agree with 7, air bud was possibly the saddest movie i have ever seen, including the notebook.
log1k 3
Hey now, Disney makes amazing movies, nothing to be ashamed of here. That little girl doesn't know shit, thats all :P
mogan_fml 0
i cried like 4 times during UP. some people are just a tad more sensitive than others.
crazydope14 0
Ahahahaha! Wow, that's really funny. This definately is an FYL. XD
ohhsnapp 0
#6, Up! is a sad movie. like seriously. and hahahhahah niceeee. i dont blame u for crying, but if ur a guy.....lol....hahaha get some balls man.
raka 0
That was a sad movie! I cried all the way through the first half hour.
nellyboi 0
That is awesome YDI, Girly man!
annamg 0
lol at any guy who would cry during a cartoon