Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Phlecks 0
Hey, **** all of you who won't admit to crying during a disney movie. Air Bud. Right here. If you didn't cry during Air Bud then your soul is a black pile of ash and evil.
jm88 0
What's it like to be put in place by a little girl?
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Comments (418)
kirrat 0
I doubt this fml is true, no little girl would ever say that.
omglyktotally78 0
Wait, how dou know her age? Are you just guessing? I think you are. For some reason I find this FML a little hard to believe. Maybe you did cry but I doubt a little girl told you that. You probably added that in for kicks to try and make it a funnier FML. You should have told your age or something. Overall this isn't that great of an FML at all, and it might be fake. I don't understand some of the ones that have been getting thru lately. I've moderated ones a lot better than this. Congrats for getting your 15 min of fame though!
belgianwaffozz 0
Really, UP is the saddest movie I've seen in a while, That little girl probably doesn't understand the concept of death yet. Wait till her probably starving pet dies and wave THAT in her face (:
SUCKSforYOUx 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahah what a funny little girl =] its okay to cry
whomajigi 0
**** that girl, unless you were blubbering loudly or talking, who cares if you have emotions? THE HORRORS.
IronicMazza 0
That's what you get for bieng a pussy
catryn 0
I'm trying to imagine what would have happened in the 60s if a man had cried during "Shane" or "Old Yeller" and some kid had bad mouthed him. Oh right, the guy would have dried his tears, backhanded the child, and finished his movie.
amodelqueso 0
She was probably too young to actually get why it was sad then. Don't feel bad, Up made me almost cry man-tears as well.
omglyktotally78 0
#57 way to spoil the movie for those who haven't seen it yet. Stupid bitch
amodelqueso 0
Oh and 88, Pixar and Disney make their movies SEPARATELY. Even if Disney owns Pixar, Pixar makes their movies by themselves. Disney makes their movies by themselves. Like Bolt is Disney, Wall-E was Pixar. Pixar is THE MASTER of Animation. PIXAR wins the animated movie Oscar, not Disney.