Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Phlecks 0
Hey, **** all of you who won't admit to crying during a disney movie. Air Bud. Right here. If you didn't cry during Air Bud then your soul is a black pile of ash and evil.
jm88 0
What's it like to be put in place by a little girl?
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mentholyptus 0
I'm a 19 year old guy and I got teary during that movie as well. My girlfriend saw and made fun of me a bit. Nothing wrong with it.
bruschix7364 0
U suck
rayne37 0
Ignore the little kid. Honestly, I went and saw it with a few friends, and we all cried at a few parts. She probably just didn't get the deeper message that made it cry worthy. Unlike lion king and a few others, the older you were, the sadder it was i think.
chicaritta 0
I bet all the people calling this guy out for being a pussy bawled their eyes out.
MURPHYCHACHO 5
I would've slapped the little brat in the face. I'm a twenty-year old woman and I'm not ashamed to admit I cried during the beginning of UP. And I wasn't alone. The scenes of Carl and Ellie's life together seemed to touch the whole theater. When Ellie died, the whole theater seemed to let out a collective sniffle. One woman two rows behind me started outright sobbing hysterically and had to leave the theater for a few minutes to calm down. My mother was weeping quitely through the whole first fifteen minutes, because she was reminded of her parents. I admit, my own tears came from the fact that Carl and Ellie reminded me of my grandparents. So don't be ashamed of crying. It was sad, and that was just a natural reaction. That little girl was clearly absent the day they handed out compassion. Bet she grows up to be a sociopath. And #33, as long as it's written well, a cartoon can move people just as well as a live action movie can. Don't assume one artisic medium is inherently inferior to another.
hi_from_HI 0
My fiancé cried too in the movie. Who cares? It's a sad movie. I'm more concerned for the heartless girl than for my man who understands the basic human emotions we all should have.
helios_rex 0
That kid is probably too young to realize the implications of what was actually going on in the movie. I have seen the movie, and while I didn't cry, I did feel saddened and had a knot in my throat; the part of the movie in question here is indeed strong and hard to swallow for a man or woman... especially for a married man (such as myself), who is in a great relationship. FYI, I'm a 30 year old beer-drinking, UFC-watching, US Marine.
un_loved3947 0
don't worry i cried too.
aladyduh 0
Anyone who clicked you deserve it is stupid. It's a Disney movie. Who hasn't cried during one of those?? The ones that clicked YDI obviously have no emotions what so ever.
baysidebird88 0
A. # 7 made me die of laughter. B. you should of told her to shut the **** up and that you were watching a movie. C. I think its cute, that you cried