Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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flockz 20
"by the way, i drive a tank."
Livzii 5
check the security cameras
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Comments (148)
The_Instigator 11
Forgiveness is the key to happiness.
DocBastard 40
The best of the best shop at Walmart.
rocker_chick105 31
No shit Sherlock
dreamering 16
How can you misspell the world most famous word?
holagranola 15
ya I think it was a little more than a ''bump''..
niralz16 0
That's more than a bump.. Just saying
THE_A_TEEN 28
You actually have the info into what the op is driving? please snare with us mr. ummm... oh_your_god.
THE_A_TEEN 28
That was for #19 Damn reply failed me...
oh_your_god 15
I don't know how to "snare" with you... And I'm not a mr. Just sayin...
iparker97 0
Only at Walmart...
zann_fml 2
Really? *Only* at Walmart? Funny . . . that hospital parking lot where that happened to me (except no note at all) must have been a Walmart disguised as a hospital then.
False_Stupidity 42
Well, you know, wallmart could be expanding into health care. :)
holybuckets 0
Everyone hates Wal Mart. But we all shop there anyway!
tfair85 2
I haven't shopped at a walmart in over a year. I see no point in it when you can get groceries cheaper at actual grocery stores.
itsnick21 0
That's what you get for shopping at walmart
ComplexChris 3
W0W!
hiddenriot7 5
That's why you don't grocery shop at freaking WAL-MART!!
staymintyfresh 13
Exactly