Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea for me and my colleague to fuck in the bathroom that no one uses. Turns out, the president of the company, who was here for a visit, had picked the perfect day to use it. Now we’re jobless and potentially spouseless. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
And how could that possibly be your fault?
FrostHeart 36
You know you have a smart boss when he blames you for 2 strangers having sex
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Comments (80)
gurbism 16
Did anyone else picture the bum sex scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
orbit 22
I was thinking dirty mike and the boys from the other guys
worldclassrager 41
Blamed you for giving two homeless people for giving seven minutes in heaven? Really? Real question is why was the door unlocked
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
maybe because you don't have a prius
KingOfTheLosers 7
brand new prius!
superspooky 13
Lol how is homeless people doing the super nasty in a Porta potty your fault? That's a stinky situation indeed.
fuckercakes 21
How does one get blamed for that.
LostInTheZone11 29
If your boss thinks it's your fault for that, I would not want him around big machinery being that stupid.
Goblin182 27
Well, wasn't your day on porta potty patrol?
thepelvicwoo 8
Sex in a portapotty? Sounds sanitary.
TNSky 8
actually they were in a fight over who would pee first
aantthhoonyy 6
Anyone else thinking that maybe OP is not a construction worker and is actually a security guard at the Construction site thus the reason for his boss being mad at him?