Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea for me and my colleague to fuck in the bathroom that no one uses. Turns out, the president of the company, who was here for a visit, had picked the perfect day to use it. Now we’re jobless and potentially spouseless. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
And how could that possibly be your fault?
FrostHeart 36
You know you have a smart boss when he blames you for 2 strangers having sex
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Comments (80)
GeorgeJ117 2
Lol how is that your fault?
GeorgeJ117 2
Lol how is that your fault?
sthrnbell 9
Eeeewwwwe
FmyL6 19
Who would have sex in a portapotty?
Tthug 34
Homeless people. Like the FML says.
FmyL6 19
Still though... ._.
meli1195 31
Its not as if the homeless people have homes to go to? So if they have urges they'll do it wherever they can, even the streets
the_real_dvd 21
Dirty Mike and the boys. If they can't find a Prius.
FmyL6 19
Leave.
Greions 15
Because logic.
vikky538 29
what you saw can't be unseen..what you blamed for can't be un-blamed.
brendejafulable 41
I bet that made it smell 10× worse!
urlit 13
Why would he blame you? Are you a supervisor or something? If it's your job to keep people out YDI. If not fyl.
Crenny 16
Bums can have bum love too