Today, I went to the park and people were crowded around some dancers. One of the dancers danced up to me, gave me a flower, and winked at me. I was very flattered, until the same dancer asked me to give the flower back after the dance so he could use it on the next show. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
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amandathecreator 22
At least they picked you during that show?! They could have picked someone else OP, try to look on the bright side!
DrLight 6
Id just go home, put it in a case, and stare at it until senpai noticed me.
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ffiguresskating 11
What is diet water
KayDee29 31
At least they didn't hand it to you and immediately demand money. My fiancé proposed in Venice by the Grand Canal and not even 30 seconds after it happened some shit head comes up to us and tries to hand us a rose for 5 euros. I was about ten seconds away from throwing him into the canal for trying to ruin my moment! I mean, I'll give him props for seeing an opportunity and taking it. But I still didn't particularly care for him.
mattrd_fml 31
hey at least he thought you were the most deserving out of everyone else in crowd to get the flower.
Holijust 14
cheap people these days :/
thathoeoverthere 7
You should've hit her with it.
alialley 10
Is your wallet still there? That's how a lot of these gigs work.
Lila Mathews 10
Why not look on the bright side that you were given it in the first place maybe try have a more positive outlook on life