Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
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Turnip_Girl 0
Even the mentally retarded have standards. Sucks to be you. :(
anothergeek 0
im sure your beautiful don't let one persons opinion decide your confidence
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Comments (214)
jamila123 5
WTF?!
youreanidiot 0
ydi for looking down on him mentally retarded, not blind
f_alltheirlives 3
**** YOU FOR STEALING MY JOKE AND ANSWERING TO THE FIRST POST!!!!! ... I need to work on my anger issues...
Rakayum 0
you must be REALLY ugly..
youreanidiot 0
damn you're right, I hadn't bothered reading all the way down, I guess they say great minds think alike?
f_alltheirlives 3
I bet the world would have been awesome if they didnt though, Imagine all the inventions!!!
americayay 0
You also stole my point that he probably felt patronized and put it on the top. Though I'm not near as upset about it as the other guy. :P
dalsegno 0
I totally agree!
blehblooblah 0
She wasn't asking because he was retarded. It was because he asked a pretty girl and she said no, implying she said no because of his handicap. So she wanted to make him feel better only to be shot down for trying to be nice.
youreanidiot 0
So there are THREE smart people in America! Wow, my faith in humanity has been restored
Saccharide 0
YDI for being ugly in the eyes of a mentally challenged guy's mind. Because that's something you could have easily changed. Seriously, you people on FML are the worst.
godsrightnutsack 0
that's so sad. :(
PumpkinTarte 0
That's quite mean. If the pretty girl said yes, it would probably be on GMH.com or something but then again we'd never know that the mental guy would turn girls down cos of their looks.
dfvervbthbrgvefc 0
from what ive seen, retarded people can be huge assholes
kevick93 0
he's a smart retard
col535 0
for all of you people out their makin fun of OP, stop it. she was trying to do something nice and I respect that. I also have the utmost respect for mentally challenged people. and my mom works with kids like that, they're no different than you or me, they usually only learn differently. so people who make fun of the mentally challenged, go f yourselves.
overthelimit 3
beggars cant be choosers. fyl, op.
ahti546 11
So? He's retarded his opinion of you doesn't even count.
Turnip_Girl 0
Even the mentally retarded have standards. Sucks to be you. :(
reapfml 0
Ỷ̸̊̋̈́̄̍̓̃̊ͬ͌̓̓ͩͣͥ͏͖͚͙̝̥eah agreed. But this is a difficult situation
americayay 0
That and even the mentally retarded don't want to be patronized. Seriously, I'm sure he knew what you were doing and was offended.
DuhthatsObvious 0
I'm kind of with 12. I have a mentally challenged brother, however, and if I saw a girl do this I would appreciate it and think it was really sweet, but if I were him I would probably be mildly offended.
nollid7 5
I agree with #2 it would suck to be you ^_^
hberri331 18
It's mentally handicapped. The word retarded is considered offensive.
Orchid_fml 2
ouchh , but at least you tried . props .
cowmeleon 2
Awww sry OP but it's really the thought that counts and u did a really nice thing u Gould be proud
Violet_X 3
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Owned. xD
darkmis1 18
Well it's the thought that counts.
f_me247 0
WHAT AN ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY OP, NOW U KNOW WHY HE'S A MENTALY RETARDED MOTHRFUCKIN ********!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FerrariCake 2
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Don't take that kind of crap from a retard. You should have just told him "I may be ugly, but you're retarded and at least I can wear makeup or get botox or lose some weight!"
curleymeeehh 0
you're a prick.
020266t 5
...not all autistic people are as stupid as your saying, most of 'em are indeed seemingly stupid in their early years, but as an adult, they function a lot like a normal person.
Exeedingmango 0
Woah 8, that was uncalled for..
f_alltheirlives 3
He's mentally retarded, not blind... YDI for mixing the two
iGreen_Day 0
Take the 'retarded' out of it. A guy who just got rejected, rejected her by saying he only dances with pretty girls and he doesn't think the OP is one. FHL.
DameGreyWulf 1
Must agree with iGreen. I mean, she was trying to be nice. Was it a kind of pitying? Sure, but that doesn't mean he has to be an ass about it. Handicap is no excuse for rudeness.... unless it's Tourettes. People who won't accept (certain kinds of) pity/mercy from others need to get off their high horse and realize just because someone has pity for you doesn't mean they're being condescending. Offering a dance, she was just trying to be nice. If I were to offer a child my ice cream when they dropped theirs, is that me being a complete douche because I DARED to take pity?
letitbe56 0
To be fair, his disability may make it difficult for him to grasp concepts like rudeness or politeness. I think the FML here is that the girl was told she wasn't pretty by someone who had no ulterior motives in saying it, who likely even lacks the ability to lie.
DameGreyWulf 1
Mm, yeah, I guess that could also be true. I actually considered that, but I guess I forgot about it lol
are_ya_serious 0
obviously you have not ever been around those who are socially challenged, first the term mentally retarded is old school, the more respectful term is mentally challenged, retarded is for those who have no respect or compassion for the human race...and those who are more socially inept will speak truth, not saying that you are ugly , just saying he said what he was thinking which is what most who aren't mentally handicapped tend not to do.....
anothergeek 0
im sure your beautiful don't let one persons opinion decide your confidence
musikbox 0
aw, that's really sweet. I wish more guys were like that.
mlb58 0
Fag
Phazzer 0
Wow dissed by a retard. Doesn't get much worse than that.