Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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Top comments
Crash92 0
Um, if you need to do a hair flip to be sexy, your not sexy.
iain08 2
BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SEE PEOPLE WHIP THEIR HAIR ALL OVER THE ******* PLACE
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Comments (134)
pretendtocare 0
you deserve it. on the bright side, i bet he noticed you!
arienh4 0
You know, it isn't necessarily true that every very hot guy is only looking for very hot girls. You're really exaggerating.
mooreon131 0
What kind of a fetish would a hair flip fetish be? someone might think its attractive, but, i'd hardly call it a fetish, let alone a fetish that you would/could find sites for on the internet. Secondly, how can you work hard to improve your face? do you bust your face in with a bat, and keep resetting it until it turns out right?
JarJarBinks_fml 0
I doubt anything got damaged when you hit your head, considering there's probably very little to damage
elohel_cat 1
Bend... and snap!
hecuva 0
exactly what i was thinking
bbobe900000 0
hahahahahahaha
melliemoo17 6
Hahaha
annamg 0
How is it sexy to fling your head around...?
Subjectzero 0
if you are trying to attract a guy, just showing off isn't going to help us. you can come to us, we don't bite unless you want us to and we are into that sort of thing.
hellobananas 0
So, you tried to look hot by flinging your head around wildly in public? You were acting cool, then randomly swung your head around? And from the way I understood hair flips, you don't swing around moronically and hit phone stands. Seriously, just talk to him! And learn that just trying to get a guy by being sexy is a FAIL. You get him and the relationship fails, or you don't and still fail.
misstaylatot 0
haha, i laughed my ass off picturing that. seriously, how stupid can you be?
ohnoyouDINT 0
Retards = hot Injured retards = even hotter