Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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Top comments
Crash92 0
Um, if you need to do a hair flip to be sexy, your not sexy.
iain08 2
BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SEE PEOPLE WHIP THEIR HAIR ALL OVER THE ******* PLACE
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Comments (134)
Catastrophic37 0
You know that is actually cute in the funny way. I would have come over to see if you were ok and we could have got a soda together if I was him :)
Saromo 0
I have a feeling OP is under the age of 14. Guys aren't impresses by ditzy middle school DVD movie hair flipping.
silvrdollr 0
WTF is a "sexy hair flip"? Do you mean that gesture that dumb girls do, which signals them out as easy? Huh. OK, then bumping your head probably didn't hurt your chances with this guy at all.
Intoxicunt 6
I love this. Win. You're so right.
ohnoyouDINT 0
Your name is win.
adidaskitten99 0
Anything that starts with "I acted cool" will never end well.
Leaveittosteven 0
"a sexy hair flip" you dumb bitch
triplethreat13 0
wow. ok so here's what you do: if you're with a friend(s), you make it look like you were imitating some idiot who did the same thing. works every time. if you weren't with friends...well....FYL for being at the mall alone. that's the worst.
jmar87 0
...How far were you bending backwards that you could POSSIBLY hit your head on a kiosk? There's plenty of fish in the sea. No need for a self-induced concussion.
piddly_03 0
sounds like you're also a douchebag.
bookworm124 0
Showing off 90% of the time leads to a FML. Anyway, if you have to try to be cool and sexy, you either have really low self-esteem, or aren't cool/sexy.
DameGreyWulf 1
Yet another of the "I saw a hot/cute person so I did something stupid!" FMLs. Nobody learns. Ever.