Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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Top comments
Crash92 0
Um, if you need to do a hair flip to be sexy, your not sexy.
iain08 2
BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SEE PEOPLE WHIP THEIR HAIR ALL OVER THE ******* PLACE
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Comments (134)
isnt_it_ironic 0
hang on hang on.... OP you mean you... actually... bent OVER to do your "sexy hair flip"?? such that you actually... banged your head on something??? bending over to "flip" your hair is sexy? Do we live on the same planet?
nobeans6131 0
wait, guys find that sexy? wtf
LBUJenni_18 0
...Why would you bend your whole body? 0_o Isn't that what people do when they want to tie their hair or something, flip their hair over, lmao. I think you were trying to do the hair flip when you get your hand and flip it back. :D
Intoxicunt 6
17, he was saying "anything from hair flips to fetishes". But you're right overall.
littlejacks4 0
a motion where you bend at the waist so low that you don't see a sign on the way up does not constitute as a "sexy hair flip".
Intoxicunt 6
By the way, you SUCK, OP. You're one of the girls that tries to get guys by looking like an immature airhead who wants to be only noticed as a sex object. On top of that, you're more than likely going to be on here in about 6 months annoying us with, "Today, my bf (did something inconsiderate/cheated on me/didn't appreciate me aside from sex). FML." YDI.
emajaklin 0
What the hell were you doing?! D:
rocketdog 0
Bend. . . . and Snap!
takelolz 0
omg! i was so thinking that, haha!
nirvan5a 1
ahahah,
Hyozanryu 0
YDI for being a dumb bitch. If you want to flirt, walk over to him and ask him if he's single, dumbass.