Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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Top comments
Crash92 0
Um, if you need to do a hair flip to be sexy, your not sexy.
iain08 2
BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SEE PEOPLE WHIP THEIR HAIR ALL OVER THE ******* PLACE
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Comments (134)
Clever_Nick_Here 0
Hahaha simplesimplicity. I *love* how you ranted at somebody for ranting, yet your rant about the rant was totally out of context and no longer relevant to the first rant, therefore only proving how deficient you are for not being able to understand basic English. Now for a real post about this FML. Not many people give a damn about somebody they're never going to talk to in their life, let alone have a romantic relationship with. The person you are hating on said that they can get fancy crap like hair flips on the internet, that face to face, real life things should be about more than that. Out of context much? Moron. Hahaha.
elsieenchanted 0
Chris Crocker was wrong. The hairflip doesn't solve all your problems, it causes them.
Paige_Nicole10 0
ydi! FIRST: who in the hell does the "sexy" hair flip, you have to be a clueless idiot SECOND: you are too ******* consited, doing that
PeacockSHS 0
Oh please, you would do the same thing if you saw a hot guy, wouldn't you? I know I would. :P That doesn't mean she's conceited.. or "consited" as you put it, retard. Everyone really needs to chill out a bit. I agree with #80, though. Lol..
Paige_Nicole10 0
eh actually i wouldn't. . . guys don't like it when you make yourself look like an idiot, and i've only seen wannabe's do that, hm? i guess people don't realize how stupid they look. and the fact that guys don't like that at all contributes to my reason for not doing that
FuzzyWalnuts 0
You don't deserve this bc you were trying to impress the guy. You deserve it bc you're a blind idiot.
breakthesky 0
This is why we don't try to act cool.
offtheheezy 0
It's a hairflip, it's whatever.
Escapist28 0
If you're bending your body so much that in order to flip your hair you have to fling yourself "back up," then what you're doing is not sexy. It sounds exactly like what I do when I think there's a bug in my hair.
memyselfand 0
Ydi for looking at AT&T phones We are in a reccesion go to metro pcs
1234five 0
Trying to act cool always turns into a bad outcome
Johann_fml 0
Smashing you head on anything is incredibly sexy, don't worry.