Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, I noticed I had a dead gnat stuck on my chin. This was after an hour-long appointment with a good looking doctor. FML
Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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Top comments
TechnoKitten 17
That's gnatsty
guss5441 18
Gnats side of the story Today, I was being me and landed on a contact lens, then an evil human squished me in his/her eye female
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Comments (48)
teddybear208 9
eww dats nasty
LilMissCanadian 22
And also quite unfortunate. FYL OP hope you're okay, I'd be scarred to use contacts again after that.
SubparAtBest 23
I think dats gnatsty might be better... but still far out there
SubparAtBest 23
and then I scrolled down and saw 3 already did that... sigh
Coland 19
I wouldn't let that "fly"
buckstop1 37
Trust me. There parenthesis weren't necessary.
Soninuva 41
Of course the "parentheses" weren't necessary, considering that they are quotation marks.
SubparAtBest 23
rekt
buckstop1 37
Alright, I'll admit, you got me there. In my defense though, it was really late at night.
TechnoKitten 17
That's gnatsty
CommentKing207 23
I ****** love you ?
Abhimanyu 14
haha that was punny
Hildy93 21
Eye see.... That's just nasty
appletreee 30
One time a mosquito flew in my eye and I thought I got it out. I woke up the next morning with a dismantled mosquito body just outside of my eye.
Saxicolous 27
Gnats horrible, op. Maybe stick to glasses for a while?
Soninuva 41
Swing and a miss!
Saxicolous 27
Had a chance to be first and I choked, and took so dang long to choke that I wasn't even the first one to do it
guss5441 18
Thats is so disgusting! Hope u got it off! If not burn your eyeball.
whysobeachy 37
Thanks for the extremely practical advice.
guss5441 18
Gnats side of the story Today, I was being me and landed on a contact lens, then an evil human squished me in his/her eye female
thevip23 12
Her eyeball
Man_of_Manzanas 9
Now that's what I call a computer bug hahahahahahah.... Wait wrong punchline
lat187 18
Bet you didn't see that coming!
ohSNAPyall 27
Bet OP saw it up close and personal!
jqmalang 17
Bet you did gnat see that coming