Today, I was so stressed out from my ex harassing me that I took a chewable pill that’s made for anxiety and it broke my tooth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
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Sagar Nair 12
Get a restraining order and block him from any form of contact
Cm John 5
Sure sure but that doesn't always work. It sound's to me like 2 ppl with anxiety issues. What if this can be solved better by talking it through at a distance?
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Sagar Nair 12
Get a restraining order and block him from any form of contact
Cm John 5
Sure sure but that doesn't always work. It sound's to me like 2 ppl with anxiety issues. What if this can be solved better by talking it through at a distance?
Cm John 5
Ok ppl we don't know the whole story. All I know is that ppl with anxiety issues ten over react even a small issue can seem like something big. No offence intended, but perhaps this is one of those times? Jumping to the worst case isn't always the best solution. Sure if your ex is abusive or something go do what u can to get rid of them. But if this is one of those time your anxiety got the better of u making a small thing worse then I think solving it at a distance would work for u.