Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Genetics
Today, my twin sister gave birth and somehow now weighs less than before she was pregnant. She also has huge boobs now and not a stretch mark in sight. Meanwhile, I’m still carrying an extra 15 pounds, even though I gave birth 5 years ago, and so many stretch marks I look like a fat zebra. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Keep it in your pants
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Top comments
brendirific 12
This FML depends on how many months pregnant OP's sister is
AllieCat21 21
If you're unhappy about your weight and want to make a change, use this as motivation.
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Comments (53)
makersmarkmike 17
Weight is just a number, you define what it really means to you
elusiveshame 22
Nonsense. Being overweight is a very big sign people lack self control or concern over their health. Coddling overweight people does absolutely nothing positive for their health or lives
aamir251 18
Next stop. Gym.
diving_fml 30
why the gym? why not just watch what she eats and go for walks/runs/ bike rides?
Im2Shy 16
As long as you are healthy weight shouldnt matter. Don't define your self worth by what a scale or society dictates as acceptable.
captainsmegma 12
Layoff the donuts sweetie.
diving_fml 30
that's not necessarily a bad thing. maybe your sister is just to skinny.
imagineapc 11
Since this is an FML, we can gather that OP is indeed bothered by her weight. And if she is, only she can take the steps necessary to change this.
sophiehelen 32
It's not like you can't do anything about it
catharsis5 9
Always remember, muscle is denser than fat. You might have more muscle than her which makes you weigh more.
worldclassrager 41
A child doesn't give a drastic Change in weight the highest I know of was around 9.8 lbs...
imagineapc 11
Do you REALLY think the only weight a pregnant woman gains is the baby itself? Do a bit more research - there have been babies born weighing upwards of 13 pounds.
QueenSaru 28
@35 Seriously. Plus placenta weight. Plus natural weight gain from feeding two people. I mean, you shouldn't be throwing on an extra 60+lbs or anything, but it's not unnatural to gain 30ish pounds when pregnant.
love_me_electric 20
Holy crap, 13lbs! I hope she had a c-section.
never_three 21
I've only gained 15 and I'm due next month...
ninety 25
Natural weight gain from feeding two people? Seriously? That's just a myth some pregnant women tell themselves to make themselves feel better for blowing up during pregnancy from eating all those peanut butter cups. Pregnant women don't need to eat like horses; as long as they're eating properly and getting the right nutrients the baby will be fine. Light exercise is even recommended. There's no real reason for a pregnant woman to, "eat for two."
elsuperloco68 12
Fat girls rule. hahaha