Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Inkoseh 33
Sorry OP. :( What he asked is completely and absolutely normal though, especially since the subject was very relevant to his honeymoon.
acmariner99 25
Bad timing. it's not like he knew.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (3)
Inkoseh 33
Sorry OP. :( What he asked is completely and absolutely normal though, especially since the subject was very relevant to his honeymoon.
acmariner99 25
Bad timing. it's not like he knew.
Tiffani Carter 6
I mean if he’s been gone you can’t expect him to know something that happened yesterday 🤷🏻♀️
DirtySalamander 9
she is not blaming that person for asking. you cant control what you feel. wouldnt you feel sad for a break up and someone asking if you're getting married?