Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at 4 a.m., I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Today, after many hours studying a complete course of Spanish, I felt really good. I had accomplished something, something I could really use next week when I fly to Mexico on vacation. Then I found out what I had learned was Spanish as they speak it in Spain, not how they speak it in Latin America. FML
Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML
Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said, "Excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom trying to unclog my constipated ass when my cat pushed the door open and walked in. She sat and stared at me for a good 10 minutes. Then, as if she had seen enough, she started loudly meowing for no reason. It was like she was judging me for reading a book she didn't approve of. FML
Today, after studying for an exam, I decided to take a short nap. Just then, our neighbors, who were a couple, argued like crazy about some dumb thing the guy did. I didn't get to rest at all. FML
Today, I was trying to read a book for school, but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML
Today, after a long day, I decided to study. I was so tired and anxious that I couldn't. When I actually started, a neighbour started making a hole in his wall. FML
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colton_colton 50
Well did you answer back atleast?
hard_candy 25
i wonder what the cat was asking.
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colton_colton 50
Well did you answer back atleast?
PleasantDino 22
It'd be rude not to
cmo333 10
True
incoherentrmblr 22
¿Tiene su gato leer la mente?...
kfchicken 31
am I the only one who thought of puss and boots?
dannnngthatsux 19
Si. Yo estoy un gato es leen. Y escibe.
11up 14
That sounds pretty sweet to me! Plus it's extra studying
hard_candy 25
i wonder what the cat was asking.
iLike2Teabag 27
¿Dónde está mi Meow Mix, señor?
ProfKowalski 5
The cat was asking if OP was feline fine.
wanted_2_want 40
The cat was asking if he was high or drunk....
PleasantDino 22
yo quiero taco bell?
RoboCunnilingus 23
I thumbed this up even though it was a dog who said that. We can't all hit homeruns and that was close enough for me.
dannnngthatsux 19
No. Taco Bell es mucho mal.
19990231 29
Sure that wasn't the brownies you had?
Brandi_Faith 34
I bet they were the "special" kind.
BbyGrrl95 7
@26 you need to be more specific, all brownies are special
noobsatin 19
that's when you know you're doing a good job studying the material.
buckstop1 37
You sure you were not just high?
DenverTyrrell 13
Did you answer? Your cat is just testing you :P
Rosebudx 32
Your cat was studying too. Why do you think they sleep on our textbooks all the time?
MrSassypants 34
They absorb the information through their jelly bellies. Those rapscallions!
devildog562 33
El gato! Yo habla espanol. To quieres pescado¿
buckstop1 37
El pescado es por scrubs.
miianah1 22
Are you crazy? We all knows cats can only speak French, and maybe Russian.
Ichiya 29
The speak evil aka French.