Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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supertacowaffle 41
I take it that was a no then...
whiskuit 0
Sounds like a "Ye-AAAGGGHHGHUAGAGGHGHGGHHH" to me
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Comments (122)
CyberGothic 16
Given his exceptionally bad timing, you gave an exceptionally appropriate response.
talk2sachinkumar 5
follow-up?
preggoeggo68 10
Hahahahaha see in my world the carnival is a euphemism for sex. I forget real non sexual carnivals exist. I was super confused lol I was thinking if he's so bad at the carnival you don't want to be his gf anyway but in a real carnival yea that sucks.