Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I babysat our neighbors' 10 year-old. After a while, he challenged us to a pillow fight. I opted out, but she accepted. I went to use the bathroom and I came back to find her face down on the floor, as he sat on her back bashing a pillow against her head. What the hell did I miss? FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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Top comments
HelplessSerenade 5
Twister requires you to get tangled up together...whether they like it or not you're gonna end up touching each other.
PrincessPesa 20
It's not just twister, mister. Don't you know? Twister is the gateway drug to a lifetime of reckless sexual abandon. You may even be be the product of a game of sexy twister! Evil board games, corrupting our youths. What is the world coming to?!
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Comments (107)
cosmosis 12
It could be obvious. I dont know about you but i like to play twister without my pants on;)
Flaircore 9
What is wrong with you Americans? My mom didn't give a shit what me and my girlfriend did.
spoilt_ 15
Hmm sounds like she didn't give shit about you either...
mpalmiter 0
Well said 48. I'm really sick of idiots generalizing us Americans. By the way, the wording of this Fml makes me think one or both of them are very young.
mpalmiter 0
Wow 32, sorry to hear your mom was too preoccupied to pay any attention to you. Did she just give birth to you and have the doctor immediately hand you to your governess/nanny?
spoilt_ 15
Haha I'm australian, but just thought its common sense parents are protective because they care
rekege 18
Because that's how babies are made?
zuzupetalsYO 11
34 makes me wish we could "favorite" comments and hold them and keep them and rub their fur the wrong way.
get428 7
Was it naked twister? I guess that would make it even more creepy that her parents watched though.
miggie_bp 0
I'm sure they where getting off on it.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Who plays twister sober? I'm not saying it isn't possible, I've just never seen it done.
ElishaisSexy2016 9
This sounds like something my parents would do :/ lol
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Haha i have never played naked twister... Sure sounds fun though! I kinda wanna play it now o.o lol
Dcm210 19
Some parents are creepy like that.
Rachaelc23 8
No fun that way!