Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I babysat our neighbors' 10 year-old. After a while, he challenged us to a pillow fight. I opted out, but she accepted. I went to use the bathroom and I came back to find her face down on the floor, as he sat on her back bashing a pillow against her head. What the hell did I miss? FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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Top comments
HelplessSerenade 5
Twister requires you to get tangled up together...whether they like it or not you're gonna end up touching each other.
PrincessPesa 20
It's not just twister, mister. Don't you know? Twister is the gateway drug to a lifetime of reckless sexual abandon. You may even be be the product of a game of sexy twister! Evil board games, corrupting our youths. What is the world coming to?!
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Comments (107)
Lionesse 15
If they get squirmish with regular twister, imagine when they find out in some places they play a kinkier version called naked twister. I am positive they won't let you near a twister box after that
greenalleycat 4
I'd be more concerned about not being allowed near their daughter
doctorhook86 25
12: I suspect the parents want to keep the OP away from their daughter's twister box as it is.
kickass1stbase 7
Why would you go to her house just to play twister? Especially if her parents were going to be home.
alexNEX 7
Who's parents even has that much time? Do they also place GPS trackers in her purse? Or recording device in her bra?
nothing92x 13
You're going to touch in Twister. It's practically a rule of the game. At least it wasn't Naked Twister.
gracehi 33
On the bright side, you probably got a pretty good work out with the extra challenge of not touching each other...which means you're that much more prepared for the impending zombie apocalypse... just in case you ever have to play twister with a zombie.
fordneagles 34
Can't stand parents like that, it creates a child who's secretive about stuff like sex/drinking/whatever, they'll just do it somewhere else where there are no parents around. Feeling your pain OP, maybe next time go out somewhere? And make sure her parents don't follow you.
bstudds 1
yeah the overprotective and stifling parents are usually the ones with the worst kids.
Attica 20
26, I completely agree. The saddest (but also most hilarious) thing about it is that the parents usually have their heads so far up their asses that they have NO idea that their kids are running completely wild the moment they're out of sight, and then they not only tend to brag about how wonderfully behaved their children are, but also preach to others, as if they are better parents. Then you try not to burst out laughing, since the night before, you saw their teenager running down the street at two in the morning with a pack of friends and half the contents of the parent's own liquor cabinet. At least that's what happened in my experience, more than once. It's amazing just how clueless/delusional some people are about their kids.
zen1979 16
Well if you play twister with the wrong person they'll always get you *puts on sunglasses* in the end. YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
frrenchy 5
Can you play twister without touching? If so I've been doing it wrong. ;)
GothickNihilist 15
Unless you guys meant "playing twister" as a euphemism for sex , I don't see why they would watch you. After all twister is one of the hardest games for no physical contact to ensue.
wellthatsukx 0
You are either too young to be dating, or too old to be dating her...