Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
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ombrelle 0
how can you still call her your girlfriend? She clearly doesn't care about you I mean she got you arrested!
Carnivaldead 0
Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.
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sceneteasex3 0
Get A Diffrent Girlfriend Before It's Too Late. that's pretty sad she would do that. dump her. but sorry about that. fyl. @36: Shut up. Just because they have diffrent beliefs than you doesn't make them "crazy people". Crazy people are people who run around smacking people with giant bricks... and denying they know there boyfriend and making him go to jail.
Figureskater_15 0
im #46. I go to an catholic school FYI. but its coed. catholic schools arent that bad. some may be worse then others.
C0okieMonster 0
This is fake...honestly. I'm in a all male school and I have lady friends in all girl schools. Girls come to my school all the time and NO ONE makes big deal of it and it DOES NOT imply that someone calls the cops on some harmless girls. I've gone to my friends school by myself and NEVER have I've been arrested or questioned by the cops for going to their school. It's just plane retarded. A male going into a an all female school is NOT a reason to get arrested, unless that person is causing a riot OR selling drugs/alcohol, but in that case, the sex of the person will not matter. I hope you choke on a cookie for lying. Cookie!
xtremelifter 0
2nd or so such story in 2 weeks, wth is wrong with people these days? Find it fun just to deny they know someone so they get in trouble?
nyangel 0
i would reconsider taking her to the prom...or dating her at all for that matter.
papafro61 0
u wouldn't get arrested for that. if you did that sucks
pineapples_fml 5
this girl doesn't sound very much like a 'girlfriend' at all..
dr_house_MD 0
couldnt you just have called her/spoke to her in person......?
Shadydeals 0
what a ****
RPGod 0
#80 - In our society, males are expected to be rapists/ perverts.