Anonymous
Step-dad no more
Today, my wife of 9 years told me she wants a divorce all because I refuse to legally adopt her kids. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Odd family
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
Anonymous
Surely there's a conversation to be had
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce because her kids hate my son and are horrible to him because they don't like that he has a dad and they don't. She's my soulmate and the love of my life, but I can't do this to him anymore. FML
Lorne
Request denied
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
TCRII
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Anonymous
Greensburg, United States
Stuck on amber
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
DD.
France
Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Anonymous
End of the road
Today, I was finally forced to accept that after an almost 16 year relationship and 14 year marriage, it's pretty much over. After begging and pleading with her for the last few years to show any love and affection, she still refuses entirely. I'm only here for the kids now. FML
Anonymous
Boring FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Top comments
Yudith 28
And why do you refuse to legally adopt her kids? Maybe it's the same reason why your wife wants a divorce.
GoogieWithers 25
How old are the kids? How long have you been part of their lives?Have you raised them?
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Yudith 28
And why do you refuse to legally adopt her kids? Maybe it's the same reason why your wife wants a divorce.
GoogieWithers 25
How old are the kids? How long have you been part of their lives?Have you raised them?
DLBL 23
I don't blame you. If you are supportive of her and her kids in general, why does she insist on a legal document? I know why: So she can get child support if she leaves you. Let her find someone else to raise her kids.