Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
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Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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Skoff_fml 27
This is why you should not drink excessively, especially in front of people you are trying to impress. You can't control your drinking behaviour but you can control you drinking. Poor fiance, and poor people who had an idiot at their wedding.
DMA0712 22
First impressions always count.
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Comments (112)
OrganicSistah 17
If you can't control yourself when you are drunk you should control your drinks.
cyberI7 13
WTF people it's a Wedding! OP let the good times roll! You look Marvellous!
iwadasn 33
What kind of trashy weddings are you going to if you think dancing like a stripper is appropriate at them?
klirrivirri 9
why weren't I invited?
berkeleyjake 13
2 things, some strippers really know how to dance. also, where did you learn how to dance like a stripper?
duran21 6
You could have stopped at any time... YDI...
LegionRapier61 8
Are you a stripper? Because if so you were just showcasing your skill set, which is great. People should be proud of their chosen profession. However.. if you are not a stripper you might have discovered a hidden tallent! This could also be great, though I would advise you to pursue the Avenue with cation as to not become over zealous. Maybe have your fiance take a poll of how many erections your performance caused. It would be a good indicator of your current abilities. Best of Luck Nobel soul!!
iwadasn 33
YDI for getting that drunk, especially since you were trying to make a good first impression.
RecklessNapkin 16
Hey, judgemental *******. Let OP have a good time. Yea, it was her fiances family. It was a wedding, lighten up. If she, her fiance, and her fiances family can laugh about the whole damn thing and not have a prpblem, neither should anyone else.
iwadasn 33
I'm guessing her fiance and his family did have a problem with it, or she wouldn't be posting it on FML.
MrZsDad 19
Could be worse...it could have been the bachelor party the night before.
unholyswiss 19
Hopefully he drops you for being the hot piece of trash you obviously are, and you lack the maturity to be in any sort of serious relationship. Knowing you limits is part of "adulting" and alcohol is not (coming from someone who drinks moderately themselves) a viable excuse for making a complete arse of yourself. **** their lives for having to put up with your ridiculous shitfaced antics.