Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
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Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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Top comments
Skoff_fml 27
This is why you should not drink excessively, especially in front of people you are trying to impress. You can't control your drinking behaviour but you can control you drinking. Poor fiance, and poor people who had an idiot at their wedding.
DMA0712 22
First impressions always count.
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Comments (112)
Roxas_hearts 27
Let's gather everyone around and vote this the most YDI to ever live. Seriously. OP made dumb choices and even after she made a follow up, she still seemed like a fool who makes stupid decisions
SPN_lover666 27
OP Did you forget what website you're on? Of course we are going to judge you for being an idiot who doesn't no her limits. If you didn't want to be judged, you shouldn't have made an FML.
corky1992 33
That's your own fault. You don't get trashed when you've just met the family.
Xicore 2
Damn F your fiances life too.
inolongercare 19
Why was there a striper at a wedding. And why did you let yourself get that drunk?
SPN_lover666 27
There wasn't a stripper at the wedding. She was dancing like a stripper
minorthreat13 2
That's what you get for being a ho
ke17189 21
If I were you, I'd apologize and not drink so much the next time
GeorgiaBea 28
That's on you... Don't drink like that. Esp if it's the first time you are meeting family.
taranaoum 9
That's why you should never drink to the point where you can't control your own actions. Especially around people you're trying to impress.
Redgy22 26
This will give them something to laugh about with the new girlfriend.