Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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Top comments
Skoff_fml 27
This is why you should not drink excessively, especially in front of people you are trying to impress. You can't control your drinking behaviour but you can control you drinking. Poor fiance, and poor people who had an idiot at their wedding.
DMA0712 22
First impressions always count.
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Comments (112)
mrBearBear 11
Seriously how did all the votes not go to 'You Deserved It'? Because you really did.
rgj_4611 9
That's nothing. The first time I met my fiancés uncle (three years ago, I was 15) I accidentally flashed him while drunk, second time was last month and I was so drunk that I told him that I wasn't sure if I was wearing underwear, and asked him to check. A funny story, but still, you're situation could have been worse
rgj_4611 9
It was hilarious, his family adore me and are just as crazy when drunk. Lighten up everyone
SPN_lover666 27
So, you got drunk at 15 which is illegal in the UK and flashed your fiancés uncle? If I was you, I would never be proud of that
thenielsens 12
Hoe fo sho
Sparx1_1 16
You just might have a drinking problem if ..... I have lost track of the number of alcoholics whose stories begin like this.
twofade 12
Somebody come get her, she's dancing like a stripper
plzjustkillme 2
*****
teechur 15
Surprised you still have a fiancé. If mine did that, I'd be single in the morning. No way I'd marry someone with such low class and a drinking problem to boot.
MistyKittyx 25
YDI
alioni 12
did they atleast throw money at you?
Xion0014 20
YDI for getting drunk....