Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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sonofskam 0
girl likes douchebag, douchebag shows his color, girl probably still likes douchebag.
Hullaballoo 0
The whole flashing thing is incredibly degrading to women, so maybe he was trying to give you some dignity? No, he's probably just an asshole who enjoys degrading women
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Comments (53)
Laughing_is_cool 4
thats terrible. i would feel so embarrassed
Aleister_Grey 0
ew, Mardi Gras, im straight, but i hate *****.... xD, just lve, who gives a **** if uve exposed urself in public, uve still got more self-esteem then the girls that did flash him ;D
silentshadow 0
Whatta prick. I'm pretty sure it's a little thing called "self respect". Why would you flash anyone? ESPECIALLY in public? This is Mardi Gras-where weird people go. This guy is a jackass-just keep your head up high and know that you're not a **** like the rest of the chicks that flashed him =] Like, why would you even CONSIDER a guy that's a pig like that? Pretty sure you're better than that.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#43: Mardi Gras is NOT a place, it is a HOLIDAY. Jackass.
emiscoool322 0
lol. thats funny.
popoman 0
YDI for being ugly. Just kidding, FYL.
Jimmy9999 0
Ewwww you probally have fat saggy **** then
ikristeen 0
maybe your just ugly. it's not the crutches! I'm on crutches and I've hooked up with so many guys because they "feel sorry for me" ha suckers!!!
campbellshayla73 0
i'd be like sweet
ChocolateEclaire 0
In Tagalog, baka means cow.