Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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sonofskam 0
girl likes douchebag, douchebag shows his color, girl probably still likes douchebag.
Hullaballoo 0
The whole flashing thing is incredibly degrading to women, so maybe he was trying to give you some dignity? No, he's probably just an asshole who enjoys degrading women
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Rbuckyfuller 0
I agree, I don't think this is necessarily a bad thing.
bigrederin 0
And thus should end the story of ******** being your crush. Although I doubt it. The girls on here tend to enjoy being with guys who treat them like shit.
That_Guy 4
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your a ******* moron, he probably DOES like you and was just trying to be nice to not make you look like a **** and show your **** to the whole party, he wants that shit to be private! who the **** wants a guy they really like to give them something that obligates them to flash a party, a trashy ***** thats who! heres a tip, dont be such a *****, this guy probably likes you, its not a fml its "eh i'll take him back to his room once the party dies down a little"
Zic_fml 7
lol. so you would have been thrilled if your crush was insisting on you to show him your breasts; therefore making you a sexual object and degrading you? Look, I don't know, but it seems the guy's all right?
khipo4 0
**** HIM!! boys r stupid men try and he is a boy
meeeh_fml 0
jerk
Cormophyte 0
That sounds like something I would say to someone I liked who I didn't think wanted to show her boobs in order to make her think I respected her body, when in fact, I just want to see her boobs. On a slightly different note, and in an effort to increase the exposed boob count of the world, you should have shown them anyway.
OMGyoupeople 0
guys once again just being big ol' douche bags.
MissFortune_fml 0
So clearly you don't crush on this guy for his personality. At least I hope not. And for the people saying he only did it so people wouldn't see her half naked... Why didn't he just skip over her then o.O
BlueRiverAries 0
Ignore the people saying he was joking, he probably wasn't. There's no reason he would stop you, unless he thought you were horribly hidious. Not saying you are, as I have no idea what you look like, but try looking for a new guy.