Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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kitt_en 0
I feel ya, OP. It's not immature to be wearing cute hair clips. A lot of people also do that. It's stupid that the kid got your hair clip. You'd think her parents would notice that it's not hers and maker her give it back...
lilalfredo 0
that little *****!!
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mercedeslove 0
next time punch the little bitch in the face, knock her stealing ass out, and take it back. for good measure kick her in the face a few times while she is down, than kick her ***** of a mother in the twat for being so ******* stupid and giving birth to that mistake.
mzhonesty 0
Normally I'd tell you to grow up, but I don't let children get away with taking anything that belongs to me. You may get arrested for slapping the bitch, but she stole from you and her mother did nothing about it.
ducky3620 0
just let the little girl have it. it's a ******* hairclip!
Paigeypoo630 0
Wow, all the people who are talking about beating the crap out of an 8-year old are just idiots. Does it really make your sorry life better to beat up an 8 year old for a stupid hairclip. Wow...that's very low.
angrynegro7 16
So what you're saying is that it was perfectly alright for this child to take something that didn't belong to her? I'm guessing that since the OP had to fight with this child, and still didn't get her property back, that the girl's parents did absolutely nothing to intervene. That's a very dangerous lesson for that child to learn. I wouldn't be surprised if this girl gets busted in a few years for shoplifting. That's the problem with a lot of kids nowadays. They have too much power. They want to act like little bad-asses, and God forbid if their parents try to discipline them. Then these little brats can turn around and call Child services, because they don't want to be held responsible for their bad behavior.
GinandJenkem 0
That's when you put the insubordinate bitch in a Muay Thai clinch and bash her skull in with your knees until she is unconscious or dead.
kaybbyx3 0
you should have just let it go. who the hell fights with an 8 year old? unless you're 13 and immature. then nevermind, it all makes sense
jennadol95 0
Lmao. I was having a terrible night. And when I read this, I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for making my night a million times better with your terrible arguing skills.
dramatimes10 0
OP if ur a teen wearing a hello kitty clip I think thas hot:) motivation to find that lil kid and take ur clip bak? ha
AdoliscA1 0
what+are+you+like+10%3F+haha
CyberFreq 0
YDI for several reasons. 1) You are wearing Hello Kitty and are not 8 years old yourself. 2) You fought with said 8 year old girl over the clip. 3) You lost.