Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML
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Top comments
Pr0grammer 0
Wow. You probably shouldn't be carrying around your SS card though..
soccerkrzy 0
Or your birth certificate...duh.
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Comments (273)
lolwhat_fml 0
agreed :D
Luckster 0
WTF would you carry your SSC on you, unless you KNOW you need it that day for a job or something? YDI for lacking common sense.
Najiib 0
That sucks fyl
yeti09 0
Go take your driving test again lol
thelarkscaw 0
What the **** is going on.
cherry_blossom 0
It's not necessarily a stolen FML. The same thing happened to my dance teacher. I don't remember why she had her SSC on her, but she was at her friend's house and her purse was stolen from her car. Crazy thing was, it was right next to a busy street and it was during the day. She was only at the house for about 10 minutes. Believe it or not, this kind of stuff really does happen, buddy.
shankzilla 0
who carries around their ss card? idiot.
AshleyRose784 0
2 words: birth certificate. problem solved
ellbtvsvm 0
I like how people are assuming it's stolen, as if something vaguely similar can't happen to two people.
randomoutburst 0
Huh. So this happened to me in March. I submitted it. Apparently it's popular enough to be voted onto the first page three months later when someone else submits it. :-P
lbg513 0
what page it's on has nothing to do with votes - comments are posted in chronological order. you seriously never noticed that??
Nai_fml 0
They meant that the submitted an FML like this one three months ago, but it didn't make it onto the site. Reading comprehension fail.