Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML
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Top comments
Pr0grammer 0
Wow. You probably shouldn't be carrying around your SS card though..
soccerkrzy 0
Or your birth certificate...duh.
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Comments (273)
luis6r 0
Ouch that sucks
katelynmarie 0
That sucks. Why are all of the comments being hidden?
Noxx_fml 0
This will have too many negative votes, and will therefore be buried. Is it just me or are all of them gone? also that sucks man, gotta love bureaucracy. Also birth certificate might count.. but I think there's the same issue. A library card maybe?
cha40_fml 0
who's the ass that voting down all the comments??
Lounia_fml 8
How did someone manage to bury all the comments?? Most of them aren't even bad -.-
jeanniner 0
wtf is with the comments!!!!! they should all be shown no matter how many thumbs up/down they get. soooo lame.
JRo 0
That's why you don't carry things like a social security card in your wallet dumb ass.
Monado 0
I do wonder what is with the comments. I mean almost all of them are hidden.
kaelendra 0
Ok... what`s with all the hidden comments. out of curiousity I looked and one of them even was `do you at least know your ss number`... can`t tell me that`s wrong bad or stupid to ask. Nor was one commenting that the person could use their birth certificate. this person might need to do a bit more work to get their stuff replaced but still can be done like people who had comments hidden pointed out.
koolbop56 0
Identity theft. Ydi.