Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Go back to your town, buy booze there and get shitfaced at home. It's cheaper and lonelier. Win-win!
xxlk4xx 6
a similar thing happened to me when I finally got my driver's license, they took my photo ID, gave me a temporary one that didn't have a photo on it, they even told me I could still go buy alcohol if I wanted.. I could not 🤣 the lcbo clerk looked at me like I had 3 heads when I showed her my temp ID!
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RichardPencil 32
Go back to your town, buy booze there and get shitfaced at home. It's cheaper and lonelier. Win-win!
Plop 17
Or he can go hang out with the band of edgy teens behind the convenience store. That's where all the cool kids are, at least according to 80's comedy movies.
xxlk4xx 6
a similar thing happened to me when I finally got my driver's license, they took my photo ID, gave me a temporary one that didn't have a photo on it, they even told me I could still go buy alcohol if I wanted.. I could not 🤣 the lcbo clerk looked at me like I had 3 heads when I showed her my temp ID!
kfchicken 31
been there, passports work but you have to be careful no to lose it